Ninten Speaks is a weekly 3-4 minute show that features Ninten of Loids are not Christmas fame talking openly and freely about whatever subject he chooses. All of the weekly episodes are filmed in high definition.

• Ninten Sings: Christmas Classics
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  Holy cow! Ninten recorded an entire Christmas album!

• Ness Speaks
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  Looks like Ness has appeared on the scene! What advice can the star of EarthBound give us?

• Space... Space
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  Ninten stops to think about the enormity of the sky.

• No Shave Ninten
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  No shaving in the entire month of November! Ninten rocks what little hair he's got.

• Style (Doesn't Matter)
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  You shouldn't worry about what people think! Ninten sure doesn't! Wear what makes you happy, not what people deem "cool"!

• Word of Mouth
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  Do your friends know about Ninten? Yes? Oh. Well... time to make new friends!

• Apples and Oranges
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  There should be a Ninten operating system, and we need funding!

• Drink Coffee!
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  Ninten thinks you should drink coffee! Well, maybe.

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  The Ninten 500
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  Ninten rejoices in reaching 500 YouTube subscribers, then quickly goes after Nascar for being too boring.

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  Save a Tree, Get a Job
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  Ninten discusses how being environmentally friendly isn't such a wonderful thing.

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  Kaboom!
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  Ninten settles the parallel universe matter then jumps into a discussion about the 4th of July and fireworks.

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  The De-synchronization of Parallel Universes
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  Ninten gets excited about school being out for the summer until he realizes the parallel universe has become misaligned.

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  Going Fast!
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  Ninten promotes The Speed Gamers' Mother Marathon by telling of his own speedy adventures.

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  Golden Arches, Brown Walls
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  Ninten discusses the dirtier side of fast food.

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  Equal Opportunity Employer
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  Ninten is happy he got new shorts, then offers everybody a job.

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  Don't Ride Norville Rogers
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  Ninten decides that Scooby-Doo should be a western.

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  Rain Rain Go Away
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  Ninten discusses his plan to turn off the rain.

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  Holy Barbers
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  Ninten discusses getting a haircut, priests, and dual-jobs.

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  Robot Cereal
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  Ninten discusses his broken game console, leading into robot technology.

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  Baby Digits
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  Ninten discusses his hatred of math.

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  Music (Now for Truckers!)
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  Ninten discusses music.

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  Ninten Speaks Promo
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  Ninten makes the switch from audio to video, and lets you know with this handy promotional video.